Many people have asked me why i believe that short people are the devil. Well like most of the stuff i talk about i speak from experience. Ever since i was in pre-k short people been out to get me. It all began with this confrontation between me and this other SHORT kid where the SHORT white fat ugly teacher put me in time-out, yet the other SHORT kid got to go outside and play.(yea this could be reverted to racism but were talking bout short evil people so idc bout your opinion right now). Then this SHORT explicative had the nerve to put some false charges on me and got me expelled from f'in pre-k, WTF! Yet again when i was in private school a SHORT kid stole something of mine and his arm just so happen to be between my teeth, and no homo he bit my nipple too, ending up getting me sent to the SHORT fat ugly bald guy who paddles people, then to the SHORT ugly bad weave having ghetto principal lady, and yet again getting kicked out of another school. Now on to public where most people are asshole but about 95% of the SHORT population are assholes. But i find myself bitching right so thats enough about me even i can keep, yet most of its more on the personal side that i will only tell a few people.
But its been proven that SHORT people a f'in "evil dramatic demons..."( i.e. napoleon complex). Napoleon complex is a colloquial term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people who are physically short. The term is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives. This term is also known as Napoleon syndrome, Short Man syndrome, and Small Man syndrome. There has not been any real historical SHORT person who was truy a good, nice person.
I chanellege you, think about a person who is SHORT good and nice. Go ahead i'll wait....
Did you come up with anyone? Most likely NO!!! So next time you see a SHORT person yell,"Hey, you there. Your a F'in asshole and you need to stop with your nonsense. We didnt make you SHORT so stop getting bitchy at us(the normal or taller people(oh i believe tall people are tolerbale jerks but that another story)." and if you feel the need hit them.(even thought as you grow up this make a transition from appiling to guys to mostly females)
if you want the full story just ask and make sure you have the time for it.
But its been proven that SHORT people a f'in "evil dramatic demons..."( i.e. napoleon complex). Napoleon complex is a colloquial term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people who are physically short. The term is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives. This term is also known as Napoleon syndrome, Short Man syndrome, and Small Man syndrome. There has not been any real historical SHORT person who was truy a good, nice person.
I chanellege you, think about a person who is SHORT good and nice. Go ahead i'll wait....
Did you come up with anyone? Most likely NO!!! So next time you see a SHORT person yell,"Hey, you there. Your a F'in asshole and you need to stop with your nonsense. We didnt make you SHORT so stop getting bitchy at us(the normal or taller people(oh i believe tall people are tolerbale jerks but that another story)." and if you feel the need hit them.(even thought as you grow up this make a transition from appiling to guys to mostly females)
if you want the full story just ask and make sure you have the time for it.
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