The reason old single women own cats

Everyone knows those old widows or never married womans that have like a dozen cats. Have you ever wondered why that is? Sure you might say because their loney and they want someone or thing to keep them company or talk to. But to others its so they can talk about there pussy " Oh did you know bill came over and patted my pussy,""I have a pretti lil pussy," "My pussy is very clean," "My pussy is hot or wet," and "Do you mind feeding my pussy?" So next you think about that "nice" old lady with the cats remember what they are actually there for.