- Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
- If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
- Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
- If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
- If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- Can animals commit suicide?
- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
- If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
- Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
- Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Yeah im probaly never going to finish this how i want to but I dont give a FFMOF anymore!!!
lmao some what enjoyable
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