How do you know if your GHETTO?

You are ghetto when:

• the roaches only come out when you have company.


• You call your mama by her first name.


• You have a car phone and no car.


• You still wear anything that says "Whoop, there it is."


• You don't pay your rent until you get a three-day notice.


• You buy clothes for a party and return them to the store the next day.


• You only go to church on Easter and Mother's Day or to meet women.


• Your first name begins with Ta', La', or Sha'.


• You have to put stuff on layaway at the 99-cent store.


• Your man can wear his hair in a ponytail but you can't.


• You're hooked on ebonics.


• You think putting batteries in the refrigerator recharges them.


• You take bubble bath with dishwashing liquid.


• You yell "Pookie" in your house and five people turn around.


• You think going to prison is "keeping it real."


• The only dates marked on calendar are the 1st and the 15th.


• You keep food stamps in money clip.


• You think grease and water make your hair curly.


• You wear tube socks with dress shoes.


• You named your daughters after cars you can't afford.


• You bought your rims before you bought your car.


• Your fingernails are longer than your fingers.


• You think jury duty is a good way to make money.


• You think going on a diet means no candy.


• You have a drawer in your kitchen just for condiments from fast-food restaurants.


• You don't have any grass at your house.


• The traffic signals around your neighborhood doesn't work.


• You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (ex. Tooked, Light-skinneded, kilt or killeded, ruint, )


• You say irregardless.


• You mixed up some kool-aid and realized you don't have sugar. Then you put the pitcher in the frige until you buy some.


• Your child drops his pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking on it.


• The majority of the flowers at the burial site are plastic and/or taken back the next day.


• You take the bus to a club.


• You drive around on a donut, months after the flat happened.


• You never learned to swim because you couldn't get your hair wet.


• The only art you own is on your fingernails.


• You wear your shower cap everywhere but in the shower.


• Something smells spoiled in the refrigerator, and all you do is change the box of Arm & Hammer Baking soda.


• You can read your haircut.


• you can never keep a phone, cell, or pager number for more than a month.


• you have gotten phone service, electricity or cable in a dead relative's name.


• COPS is "shot on location" in your neighborhood on a regular basis.


• you claim other peoples kids on your income tax.


• you can outrun a police dog.


• more than five people owe you child support.


• you have to chain up your bike inside of your house.


• you go to pick up your welfare check and your grandma asks if you can get hers, too.


• your grandmother is 36 and she is always saying, "I ain't keepin' that baby, i'm going out tonight!"


• you holla at somebody through the bus' window at a red light


• you've ever been beaten by your momma with an extension cord.


• you rob your neighbor's house.


• the offering plate at your church goes around five times.


• you only have money for 2 rims, and you put both on the driver's side.


• you have trouble spelling your children's names, yet you're the one who named them.


• the person you're speaking to doesn't speak any english and you just talk louder.


• you skip your rent to buy the new jordans.


• If you had nostalgia reading all these things.

comment if you want more, i have tons of these