Please take cation before watching this video it is not for the week stomached.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Happy Tree Friends Rocks!?!
Excuse my white person diction but happy tree friend is like te best animated short ever. I know at first when you here the name it sounds like the lamest short but thats what makes it so f'in hilarious. Here are some of my fav ones for valentines:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLLNKpJrHro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJBL1PqIMDA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ9my4AZ2C4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLLNKpJrHro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJBL1PqIMDA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ9my4AZ2C4
What a Disgrace
I know i already commented on this but i felt that you all need a real example:
Shame!!!
Epidame of Ghetto
NO!?!
White people(well more like person and you no who you are)dont do this
So please do your best to demalish this empadimic.
So please do your best to demalish this empadimic.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Why Short People Are The Spawn of The Devil
Many people have asked me why i believe that short people are the devil. Well like most of the stuff i talk about i speak from experience. Ever since i was in pre-k short people been out to get me. It all began with this confrontation between me and this other SHORT kid where the SHORT white fat ugly teacher put me in time-out, yet the other SHORT kid got to go outside and play.(yea this could be reverted to racism but were talking bout short evil people so idc bout your opinion right now). Then this SHORT explicative had the nerve to put some false charges on me and got me expelled from f'in pre-k, WTF! Yet again when i was in private school a SHORT kid stole something of mine and his arm just so happen to be between my teeth, and no homo he bit my nipple too, ending up getting me sent to the SHORT fat ugly bald guy who paddles people, then to the SHORT ugly bad weave having ghetto principal lady, and yet again getting kicked out of another school. Now on to public where most people are asshole but about 95% of the SHORT population are assholes. But i find myself bitching right so thats enough about me even i can keep, yet most of its more on the personal side that i will only tell a few people.
But its been proven that SHORT people a f'in "evil dramatic demons..."( i.e. napoleon complex). Napoleon complex is a colloquial term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people who are physically short. The term is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives. This term is also known as Napoleon syndrome, Short Man syndrome, and Small Man syndrome. There has not been any real historical SHORT person who was truy a good, nice person.
I chanellege you, think about a person who is SHORT good and nice. Go ahead i'll wait....
Did you come up with anyone? Most likely NO!!! So next time you see a SHORT person yell,"Hey, you there. Your a F'in asshole and you need to stop with your nonsense. We didnt make you SHORT so stop getting bitchy at us(the normal or taller people(oh i believe tall people are tolerbale jerks but that another story)." and if you feel the need hit them.(even thought as you grow up this make a transition from appiling to guys to mostly females)
if you want the full story just ask and make sure you have the time for it.
But its been proven that SHORT people a f'in "evil dramatic demons..."( i.e. napoleon complex). Napoleon complex is a colloquial term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people who are physically short. The term is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives. This term is also known as Napoleon syndrome, Short Man syndrome, and Small Man syndrome. There has not been any real historical SHORT person who was truy a good, nice person.
I chanellege you, think about a person who is SHORT good and nice. Go ahead i'll wait....
Did you come up with anyone? Most likely NO!!! So next time you see a SHORT person yell,"Hey, you there. Your a F'in asshole and you need to stop with your nonsense. We didnt make you SHORT so stop getting bitchy at us(the normal or taller people(oh i believe tall people are tolerbale jerks but that another story)." and if you feel the need hit them.(even thought as you grow up this make a transition from appiling to guys to mostly females)
if you want the full story just ask and make sure you have the time for it.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Are You F'in Serious
I still in disbelief that theres a song dumber then
"hey, you there," but with a title like "stanky leg"
you can only be dubbed dumb.
Stanky Leg - GS BOYZ
"hey, you there," but with a title like "stanky leg"
you can only be dubbed dumb.
Stanky Leg - GS BOYZ
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
How do you know if your GHETTO?
You are ghetto when:
- the roaches only come out when you have company.
- You call your mama by her first name.
- You have a car phone and no car.
- You still wear anything that says "Whoop, there it is."
- You don't pay your rent until you get a three-day notice.
- You buy clothes for a party and return them to the store the next day.
- You only go to church on Easter and Mother's Day or to meet women.
- Your first name begins with Ta', La', or Sha'.
- You have to put stuff on layaway at the 99-cent store.
- Your man can wear his hair in a ponytail but you can't.
- You're hooked on ebonics.
- You think putting batteries in the refrigerator recharges them.
- You take bubble bath with dishwashing liquid.
- You yell "Pookie" in your house and five people turn around.
- You think going to prison is "keeping it real."
- The only dates marked on calendar are the 1st and the 15th.
- You keep food stamps in money clip.
- You think grease and water make your hair curly.
- You wear tube socks with dress shoes.
- You named your daughters after cars you can't afford.
- You bought your rims before you bought your car.
- Your fingernails are longer than your fingers.
- You think jury duty is a good way to make money.
- You think going on a diet means no candy.
- You have a drawer in your kitchen just for condiments from fast-food restaurants.
- You don't have any grass at your house.
- The traffic signals around your neighborhood doesn't work.
- You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (ex. Tooked, Light-skinneded, kilt or killeded, ruint, )
- You say irregardless.
- You mixed up some kool-aid and realized you don't have sugar. Then you put the pitcher in the frige until you buy some.
- Your child drops his pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking on it.
- The majority of the flowers at the burial site are plastic and/or taken back the next day.
- You take the bus to a club.
- You drive around on a donut, months after the flat happened.
- You never learned to swim because you couldn't get your hair wet.
- The only art you own is on your fingernails.
- You wear your shower cap everywhere but in the shower.
- Something smells spoiled in the refrigerator, and all you do is change the box of Arm & Hammer Baking soda.
- You can read your haircut.
- you can never keep a phone, cell, or pager number for more than a month.
- you have gotten phone service, electricity or cable in a dead relative's name.
- COPS is "shot on location" in your neighborhood on a regular basis.
- you claim other peoples kids on your income tax.
- you can outrun a police dog.
- more than five people owe you child support.
- you have to chain up your bike inside of your house.
- you go to pick up your welfare check and your grandma asks if you can get hers, too.
- your grandmother is 36 and she is always saying, "I ain't keepin' that baby, i'm going out tonight!"
- you holla at somebody through the bus' window at a red light
- you've ever been beaten by your momma with an extension cord.
- you rob your neighbor's house.
- the offering plate at your church goes around five times.
- you only have money for 2 rims, and you put both on the driver's side.
- you have trouble spelling your children's names, yet you're the one who named them.
- the person you're speaking to doesn't speak any english and you just talk louder.
- you skip your rent to buy the new jordans.
- If you had nostalgia reading all these things.
comment if you want more, i have tons of these
Monday, February 2, 2009
Gays are Getting Out of Control
I dont have anything personally against gays, expect for females where i feel u should be bi so its fun for everybody, but i do have a problem when it gets excessive. I cant stand anything more then a flamboyant gay, the ones you feel "Okay we can see that your f'in gay so shut the fuck up and sit down." I know most guys agree wit me when i say we dont care about what you do wit your life as long as you dont come on to me. But now-a-days they been getting real bold walking you to or send you messages on socail networks or your phone(who knows how the hell they got the number) trying to spit game. WTF happen to the time when it was taboo to be gay and you didnt have to worry about them. And now these bitches are getting dangerous(besides the whole spread of infectious dieases). I know everyone reading this knows the happened at Dillard High but if you dont heres the quick story "gay likes girl, gay comes on to girl, girl turns her down, gay shoots and kills girl." I not saying segerate people again but something has to be done.
Some Things To Think About
- Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
- If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
- Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
- If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
- If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- Can animals commit suicide?
- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
- If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
- Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
- Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Yeah im probaly never going to finish this how i want to but I dont give a FFMOF anymore!!!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
The reason old single women own cats
Everyone knows those old widows or never married womans that have like a dozen cats. Have you ever wondered why that is? Sure you might say because their loney and they want someone or thing to keep them company or talk to. But to others its so they can talk about there pussy " Oh did you know bill came over and patted my pussy,""I have a pretti lil pussy," "My pussy is very clean," "My pussy is hot or wet," and "Do you mind feeding my pussy?" So next you think about that "nice" old lady with the cats remember what they are actually there for.
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