Fun with German

What do you get when you mix an old English opening theme song with German dubbing? I believe it would be something like this, lmao...



The Super Mario Brothers cartoon theme song is awesome in English, mostly because it’s got some of the most ridiculous animation/live-action blending ever, and it’s a rap song about Super Mario Brothers. As a rule of thumb, rap is always cooler in German. And the fade-out, echoing “die bruder!” at the end is the icing on a cake made of bad-ass.

Hardcore

WTF.... When The Hell Did GI Joe get Hardcore........... The GI Joe I remember nobody died or anything but now...... I just don't know how to describe it right now sooo just watch what I mean

Mass Post 1

Yeah Yeah, I haven't posted something in like forever so I'm just gonna a make massive post on a few things:

First:

Sorry folks but I have to rewrite this topic for many reason but it will be back soon.

Second: Can Love Be Bought?...

Well........ First let me say i DO NOT believe in love so this topic might seem a bit biased. But why cant love be bought it seems to me the love is something that is given/taken used/abused.... whatever else you want to say. It a good that people want so why cant you put a price on it? Everyone knows that kid that is spoiled by their parents....... where not matter what the kid does or says their going to get what they want. Is that not the parent buying the love of their child. There response would be i just want to see my child happy ( or should they say that warmer glow of love the their money paid for). Even in relationships "love" is paid for... does not a female give it up in order for a guy to love them.... does not a guy buy expensive or a surplus of gifts for the females love.... are not dates Love's paycheck. This works even works psychologically where females go to psychiatrist and pays out the ass for them to tell her she isn't loved enough.

well i just continue this topic more later but lets stop right here

Third: Jumping was made for Females

If you haven't noticed most things associated with jumping are connected mostly to females: hop-Scott(what "boy" do you know that plays hop-Scott), jump rope(jump rope is a traditionally female thing to do unless your a fatty getting into shape), trampolines( bunnies ref.), "bouncing"(doesn't need to be said), taking orders(females jump at orders give to them whereas male tend to just let things fall into place), ect.

I suddenly put this together when my father asked me to play with my younger cousin on the trampoline and i thought "What do I look like, some female(ref. to "bunnies")?

well............ that's it for but im pretty sure this is not going to be the last mass post that i do.

What Happen To It All

One of my friends reintroduced me to old school rap (ironic if you think about the whole situation) which lead me to think whatever happen to The R3al hardcore rapping. Has society hampered the essences of the origin of rap, where you could believe somebody died (kill, kill, kill murder, murder, murder) while the rapper was writing the verse. Now-a-days rapper are making a lugubrious transition from their idea of "rapping" to syncing rap with rock and or pop. The rap and hip-hop community is becoming a Desolate Civilization now with everyone trying to become one giant music community ( I know this sounds slightly racist or prejudice but something were meant to stay separated especially if its not being approached properly).
"Not everything was made for everyone."-(me) Why the fuck do a rapper need a motherfuckin autotune? "I don't need no T-Pain, I got this one, yes"-(Jay-Z) Why do artist feel they must immolate whatever is big at the moment (some HML bitches) instead of being a true artist and make a name for themselves originally? (It is llike a contest to be The Livest Nerd)
But now I feel like instead of stating an issue to be thought about im bitching now.......... so im just gonna end it now.

Threeway Scissors

So.... I've seen some weird things in my life (no matter how brief its been) but this has to be one of those things you put near the top of the list. It started when i was watching (i believe) SAW IV and fell asleep. But when I woke up for school I saw three females sitting on a couch talking (innocent enough right?) All of a sudden they start stripping (they could have been talking about something that pertains to sex but idk who listen to females talk when they wake up). (Side note) One of the females was very creep; she had muscles in her breast which made it look like a pec morphing into boobs.(ewwwwwwwwww) So after the normal lip biting lesbian sex two of the females started scissoring (which i thought was a myth made up by south park) then all three start scissoring together which practically dumbfounded me on my levels.

This all leads me to another thought that I had for a while.... what is with lesbians and all that stuff (but due to earlier post im just gonna stop here).

SN:Honestly I do not remember writing this post but I'll leave it posted just in case.

Random Post

Yeah this is just a random post that probalaly going to sound dumb as fuck when i finish and read it but im bored so hey!!! Have you ever noticed wierd thoughts come when your bored?
What is interesting though, is theres never a person to tell these ideas to. If you havent notice
the joke is blog=expression of those ideas to people who probalay dont care anyway so whats the
use of them. Really idk, could be just for someone with no life to feel special that someone who
of no right mind cares what they think. But that could sound cold and hurtful to the lame
bithes who read this post and take offense to it. When even now im babbling on and on
with s_t that,you the person who really doesnt care what i think, is nonsense or u could be some
friends just reading and really not getting what im saying and cant see what i see ( Saw IV ref.)
like always ( really its more like sometimes but why should i give you all TBOD when your
mine friends and realise i dont mean most the stuff i say anyways.

p.s another random thought "Dont you hate it when people put ideas in peoples heads who should not even think that way?"

Star Wars and Life combine...?

I was talking to a person who shall remain nameless *coughdikingassbitchcough* and the subject fell on females and she said "it is not my job to turn girls out" so i replied that " of course it is my job (males) to turn gay chicks back to the good side." Then she went on to say that i was implying that gay girls was the bad side; which made me connect the subject to Star Wars idk why though.

But this is how i see it you have the Sith (lesbians, evil) and the Jedi (the land of good straight girls) battling each other for control of the world(the fine female affection). Where the Jedi has to use Jedi mind tricks(spit game), beat hoes with "lightsabers", and enforce the force. This seems like a battle that will never end and one one side is socially acceptable.   

White Bitches

Okay I was talking to one of my friends in college and I quote he said "When I went to college I found out that white bitches sucked dick and swallowed cum like vacuums, I nearly lost my mind. I had a different white bitch suck my cock every month. What fascinated me about white girls was that white bitches might not give you the pussy right away. But they will suck you off in a minute if they liked you." Is there something in the college atmosphere that brings the freak out of a person is it the food, water, something in the air? Or could it just be that I'm away from home and ill do whatever the fuck i please? Kind of makes you think are the females in the strip club paying there way through school one piece of clothes at a time or getting your cash while fulfilling their desires. But is this a bad thing? Well..... for different perspectives it benefits everyone but the ugly that no one cares about and there is no point in mentioning her (but lets not get fair with this); she get the thrilling excitement shes looking for and a lil pocket cash and he get "what he wants". But that ugly bitch gets nothing,... nothing at( at the most she will get a drunk pity fuck that the guy will try to repress for the rest of his life). So ask yourself are you that ugly bitch?

And i know there not the usual picture for each post but i think that will be a little inappropriate.

Hair Dressers are Miracle Workers

Have you ever been in a hair saolon and actually see wat comes in and out of there? I actually paid attention one time and i certainly was amazed by wat i saw. Lady comes in looking messed the fuck up and leaves looking like someone completely different. Sorta makes you wonder what peopole really look like with out anything done.... slightly scary thought though.

It is awe inspirering when you can turn this:

Into this:

Coincidence I Think Not

I don't know if your school is like mine or not but I have noticed as the normal population of students decreased the population of white air consumers has increased.*note it was a predominately black school*Is this a coincidences, I think not. One of my friends says "... there's less of a risk". Or could be the man is making his move back to segergation by slowly dwindling the number of black students and replacing them with white air consumers.

more details to come soon.

This is F'ed Up!!!

How the heck when we finally get a black *cough cough half black* president he would enter not only on bad times but on a bad year? We had two *TWO* friday the 13ths in a row *a row* illustrating a fucking bad year to come.

The Best Thing About Jews

And I don't mean the dreidel but im not going to be racist (this time)

But this is one of my fav vids
idk without south park life would suck

South ParkWed 10pm / 9c

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Im Blind

Please take cation before watching this video it is not for the week stomached.

Happy Tree Friends Rocks!?!

Excuse my white person diction but happy tree friend is like te best animated short ever. I know at first when you here the name it sounds like the lamest short but thats what makes it so f'in hilarious. Here are some of my fav ones for valentines:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLLNKpJrHro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJBL1PqIMDA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ9my4AZ2C4

What a Disgrace

I know i already commented on this but i felt that you all need a real example:

Shame!!!


Epidame of Ghetto


NO!?!


White people(well more like person and you no who you are)dont do this


So please do your best to demalish this empadimic.

Why Short People Are The Spawn of The Devil

Many people have asked me why i believe that short people are the devil. Well like most of the stuff i talk about i speak from experience. Ever since i was in pre-k short people been out to get me. It all began with this confrontation between me and this other SHORT kid where the SHORT white fat ugly teacher put me in time-out, yet the other SHORT kid got to go outside and play.(yea this could be reverted to racism but were talking bout short evil people so idc bout your opinion right now). Then this SHORT explicative had the nerve to put some false charges on me and got me expelled from f'in pre-k, WTF! Yet again when i was in private school a SHORT kid stole something of mine and his arm just so happen to be between my teeth, and no homo he bit my nipple too, ending up getting me sent to the SHORT fat ugly bald guy who paddles people, then to the SHORT ugly bad weave having ghetto principal lady, and yet again getting kicked out of another school. Now on to public where most people are asshole but about 95% of the SHORT population are assholes. But i find myself bitching right so thats enough about me even i can keep, yet most of its more on the personal side that i will only tell a few people.
But its been proven that SHORT people a f'in "evil dramatic demons..."( i.e. napoleon complex). Napoleon complex is a colloquial term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people who are physically short. The term is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives. This term is also known as Napoleon syndrome, Short Man syndrome, and Small Man syndrome. There has not been any real historical SHORT person who was truy a good, nice person.
I chanellege you, think about a person who is SHORT good and nice. Go ahead i'll wait....
























Did you come up with anyone? Most likely NO!!! So next time you see a SHORT person yell,"Hey, you there. Your a F'in asshole and you need to stop with your nonsense. We didnt make you SHORT so stop getting bitchy at us(the normal or taller people(oh i believe tall people are tolerbale jerks but that another story)." and if you feel the need hit them.(even thought as you grow up this make a transition from appiling to guys to mostly females)

if you want the full story just ask and make sure you have the time for it.

Are You F'in Serious

I still in disbelief that theres a song dumber then
"hey, you there," but with a title like "stanky leg"
you can only be dubbed dumb.



Stanky Leg - GS BOYZ

How do you know if your GHETTO?

You are ghetto when:

• the roaches only come out when you have company.


• You call your mama by her first name.


• You have a car phone and no car.


• You still wear anything that says "Whoop, there it is."


• You don't pay your rent until you get a three-day notice.


• You buy clothes for a party and return them to the store the next day.


• You only go to church on Easter and Mother's Day or to meet women.


• Your first name begins with Ta', La', or Sha'.


• You have to put stuff on layaway at the 99-cent store.


• Your man can wear his hair in a ponytail but you can't.


• You're hooked on ebonics.


• You think putting batteries in the refrigerator recharges them.


• You take bubble bath with dishwashing liquid.


• You yell "Pookie" in your house and five people turn around.


• You think going to prison is "keeping it real."


• The only dates marked on calendar are the 1st and the 15th.


• You keep food stamps in money clip.


• You think grease and water make your hair curly.


• You wear tube socks with dress shoes.


• You named your daughters after cars you can't afford.


• You bought your rims before you bought your car.


• Your fingernails are longer than your fingers.


• You think jury duty is a good way to make money.


• You think going on a diet means no candy.


• You have a drawer in your kitchen just for condiments from fast-food restaurants.


• You don't have any grass at your house.


• The traffic signals around your neighborhood doesn't work.


• You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (ex. Tooked, Light-skinneded, kilt or killeded, ruint, )


• You say irregardless.


• You mixed up some kool-aid and realized you don't have sugar. Then you put the pitcher in the frige until you buy some.


• Your child drops his pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking on it.


• The majority of the flowers at the burial site are plastic and/or taken back the next day.


• You take the bus to a club.


• You drive around on a donut, months after the flat happened.


• You never learned to swim because you couldn't get your hair wet.


• The only art you own is on your fingernails.


• You wear your shower cap everywhere but in the shower.


• Something smells spoiled in the refrigerator, and all you do is change the box of Arm & Hammer Baking soda.


• You can read your haircut.


• you can never keep a phone, cell, or pager number for more than a month.


• you have gotten phone service, electricity or cable in a dead relative's name.


• COPS is "shot on location" in your neighborhood on a regular basis.


• you claim other peoples kids on your income tax.


• you can outrun a police dog.


• more than five people owe you child support.


• you have to chain up your bike inside of your house.


• you go to pick up your welfare check and your grandma asks if you can get hers, too.


• your grandmother is 36 and she is always saying, "I ain't keepin' that baby, i'm going out tonight!"


• you holla at somebody through the bus' window at a red light


• you've ever been beaten by your momma with an extension cord.


• you rob your neighbor's house.


• the offering plate at your church goes around five times.


• you only have money for 2 rims, and you put both on the driver's side.


• you have trouble spelling your children's names, yet you're the one who named them.


• the person you're speaking to doesn't speak any english and you just talk louder.


• you skip your rent to buy the new jordans.


• If you had nostalgia reading all these things.

comment if you want more, i have tons of these

Gays are Getting Out of Control

I dont have anything personally against gays, expect for females where i feel u should be bi so its fun for everybody, but i do have a problem when it gets excessive. I cant stand anything more then a flamboyant gay, the ones you feel "Okay we can see that your f'in gay so shut the fuck up and sit down." I know most guys agree wit me when i say we dont care about what you do wit your life as long as you dont come on to me. But now-a-days they been getting real bold walking you to or send you messages on socail networks or your phone(who knows how the hell they got the number) trying to spit game. WTF happen to the time when it was taboo to be gay and you didnt have to worry about them. And now these bitches are getting dangerous(besides the whole spread of infectious dieases). I know everyone reading this knows the happened at Dillard High but if you dont heres the quick story "gay likes girl, gay comes on to girl, girl turns her down, gay shoots and kills girl." I not saying segerate people again but something has to be done.

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