Are You F'in Serious

I still in disbelief that theres a song dumber then
"hey, you there," but with a title like "stanky leg"
you can only be dubbed dumb.



Stanky Leg - GS BOYZ

How do you know if your GHETTO?

You are ghetto when:

• the roaches only come out when you have company.


• You call your mama by her first name.


• You have a car phone and no car.


• You still wear anything that says "Whoop, there it is."


• You don't pay your rent until you get a three-day notice.


• You buy clothes for a party and return them to the store the next day.


• You only go to church on Easter and Mother's Day or to meet women.


• Your first name begins with Ta', La', or Sha'.


• You have to put stuff on layaway at the 99-cent store.


• Your man can wear his hair in a ponytail but you can't.


• You're hooked on ebonics.


• You think putting batteries in the refrigerator recharges them.


• You take bubble bath with dishwashing liquid.


• You yell "Pookie" in your house and five people turn around.


• You think going to prison is "keeping it real."


• The only dates marked on calendar are the 1st and the 15th.


• You keep food stamps in money clip.


• You think grease and water make your hair curly.


• You wear tube socks with dress shoes.


• You named your daughters after cars you can't afford.


• You bought your rims before you bought your car.


• Your fingernails are longer than your fingers.


• You think jury duty is a good way to make money.


• You think going on a diet means no candy.


• You have a drawer in your kitchen just for condiments from fast-food restaurants.


• You don't have any grass at your house.


• The traffic signals around your neighborhood doesn't work.


• You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (ex. Tooked, Light-skinneded, kilt or killeded, ruint, )


• You say irregardless.


• You mixed up some kool-aid and realized you don't have sugar. Then you put the pitcher in the frige until you buy some.


• Your child drops his pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking on it.


• The majority of the flowers at the burial site are plastic and/or taken back the next day.


• You take the bus to a club.


• You drive around on a donut, months after the flat happened.


• You never learned to swim because you couldn't get your hair wet.


• The only art you own is on your fingernails.


• You wear your shower cap everywhere but in the shower.


• Something smells spoiled in the refrigerator, and all you do is change the box of Arm & Hammer Baking soda.


• You can read your haircut.


• you can never keep a phone, cell, or pager number for more than a month.


• you have gotten phone service, electricity or cable in a dead relative's name.


• COPS is "shot on location" in your neighborhood on a regular basis.


• you claim other peoples kids on your income tax.


• you can outrun a police dog.


• more than five people owe you child support.


• you have to chain up your bike inside of your house.


• you go to pick up your welfare check and your grandma asks if you can get hers, too.


• your grandmother is 36 and she is always saying, "I ain't keepin' that baby, i'm going out tonight!"


• you holla at somebody through the bus' window at a red light


• you've ever been beaten by your momma with an extension cord.


• you rob your neighbor's house.


• the offering plate at your church goes around five times.


• you only have money for 2 rims, and you put both on the driver's side.


• you have trouble spelling your children's names, yet you're the one who named them.


• the person you're speaking to doesn't speak any english and you just talk louder.


• you skip your rent to buy the new jordans.


• If you had nostalgia reading all these things.

comment if you want more, i have tons of these

Gays are Getting Out of Control

I dont have anything personally against gays, expect for females where i feel u should be bi so its fun for everybody, but i do have a problem when it gets excessive. I cant stand anything more then a flamboyant gay, the ones you feel "Okay we can see that your f'in gay so shut the fuck up and sit down." I know most guys agree wit me when i say we dont care about what you do wit your life as long as you dont come on to me. But now-a-days they been getting real bold walking you to or send you messages on socail networks or your phone(who knows how the hell they got the number) trying to spit game. WTF happen to the time when it was taboo to be gay and you didnt have to worry about them. And now these bitches are getting dangerous(besides the whole spread of infectious dieases). I know everyone reading this knows the happened at Dillard High but if you dont heres the quick story "gay likes girl, gay comes on to girl, girl turns her down, gay shoots and kills girl." I not saying segerate people again but something has to be done.

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