Fun with German

What do you get when you mix an old English opening theme song with German dubbing? I believe it would be something like this, lmao...



The Super Mario Brothers cartoon theme song is awesome in English, mostly because it’s got some of the most ridiculous animation/live-action blending ever, and it’s a rap song about Super Mario Brothers. As a rule of thumb, rap is always cooler in German. And the fade-out, echoing “die bruder!” at the end is the icing on a cake made of bad-ass.

Hardcore

WTF.... When The Hell Did GI Joe get Hardcore........... The GI Joe I remember nobody died or anything but now...... I just don't know how to describe it right now sooo just watch what I mean

Mass Post 1

Yeah Yeah, I haven't posted something in like forever so I'm just gonna a make massive post on a few things:

First:

Sorry folks but I have to rewrite this topic for many reason but it will be back soon.

Second: Can Love Be Bought?...

Well........ First let me say i DO NOT believe in love so this topic might seem a bit biased. But why cant love be bought it seems to me the love is something that is given/taken used/abused.... whatever else you want to say. It a good that people want so why cant you put a price on it? Everyone knows that kid that is spoiled by their parents....... where not matter what the kid does or says their going to get what they want. Is that not the parent buying the love of their child. There response would be i just want to see my child happy ( or should they say that warmer glow of love the their money paid for). Even in relationships "love" is paid for... does not a female give it up in order for a guy to love them.... does not a guy buy expensive or a surplus of gifts for the females love.... are not dates Love's paycheck. This works even works psychologically where females go to psychiatrist and pays out the ass for them to tell her she isn't loved enough.

well i just continue this topic more later but lets stop right here

Third: Jumping was made for Females

If you haven't noticed most things associated with jumping are connected mostly to females: hop-Scott(what "boy" do you know that plays hop-Scott), jump rope(jump rope is a traditionally female thing to do unless your a fatty getting into shape), trampolines( bunnies ref.), "bouncing"(doesn't need to be said), taking orders(females jump at orders give to them whereas male tend to just let things fall into place), ect.

I suddenly put this together when my father asked me to play with my younger cousin on the trampoline and i thought "What do I look like, some female(ref. to "bunnies")?

well............ that's it for but im pretty sure this is not going to be the last mass post that i do.

What Happen To It All

One of my friends reintroduced me to old school rap (ironic if you think about the whole situation) which lead me to think whatever happen to The R3al hardcore rapping. Has society hampered the essences of the origin of rap, where you could believe somebody died (kill, kill, kill murder, murder, murder) while the rapper was writing the verse. Now-a-days rapper are making a lugubrious transition from their idea of "rapping" to syncing rap with rock and or pop. The rap and hip-hop community is becoming a Desolate Civilization now with everyone trying to become one giant music community ( I know this sounds slightly racist or prejudice but something were meant to stay separated especially if its not being approached properly).
"Not everything was made for everyone."-(me) Why the fuck do a rapper need a motherfuckin autotune? "I don't need no T-Pain, I got this one, yes"-(Jay-Z) Why do artist feel they must immolate whatever is big at the moment (some HML bitches) instead of being a true artist and make a name for themselves originally? (It is llike a contest to be The Livest Nerd)
But now I feel like instead of stating an issue to be thought about im bitching now.......... so im just gonna end it now.

Threeway Scissors

So.... I've seen some weird things in my life (no matter how brief its been) but this has to be one of those things you put near the top of the list. It started when i was watching (i believe) SAW IV and fell asleep. But when I woke up for school I saw three females sitting on a couch talking (innocent enough right?) All of a sudden they start stripping (they could have been talking about something that pertains to sex but idk who listen to females talk when they wake up). (Side note) One of the females was very creep; she had muscles in her breast which made it look like a pec morphing into boobs.(ewwwwwwwwww) So after the normal lip biting lesbian sex two of the females started scissoring (which i thought was a myth made up by south park) then all three start scissoring together which practically dumbfounded me on my levels.

This all leads me to another thought that I had for a while.... what is with lesbians and all that stuff (but due to earlier post im just gonna stop here).

SN:Honestly I do not remember writing this post but I'll leave it posted just in case.

Random Post

Yeah this is just a random post that probalaly going to sound dumb as fuck when i finish and read it but im bored so hey!!! Have you ever noticed wierd thoughts come when your bored?
What is interesting though, is theres never a person to tell these ideas to. If you havent notice
the joke is blog=expression of those ideas to people who probalay dont care anyway so whats the
use of them. Really idk, could be just for someone with no life to feel special that someone who
of no right mind cares what they think. But that could sound cold and hurtful to the lame
bithes who read this post and take offense to it. When even now im babbling on and on
with s_t that,you the person who really doesnt care what i think, is nonsense or u could be some
friends just reading and really not getting what im saying and cant see what i see ( Saw IV ref.)
like always ( really its more like sometimes but why should i give you all TBOD when your
mine friends and realise i dont mean most the stuff i say anyways.

p.s another random thought "Dont you hate it when people put ideas in peoples heads who should not even think that way?"

Star Wars and Life combine...?

I was talking to a person who shall remain nameless *coughdikingassbitchcough* and the subject fell on females and she said "it is not my job to turn girls out" so i replied that " of course it is my job (males) to turn gay chicks back to the good side." Then she went on to say that i was implying that gay girls was the bad side; which made me connect the subject to Star Wars idk why though.

But this is how i see it you have the Sith (lesbians, evil) and the Jedi (the land of good straight girls) battling each other for control of the world(the fine female affection). Where the Jedi has to use Jedi mind tricks(spit game), beat hoes with "lightsabers", and enforce the force. This seems like a battle that will never end and one one side is socially acceptable.