Threeway Scissors

So.... I've seen some weird things in my life (no matter how brief its been) but this has to be one of those things you put near the top of the list. It started when i was watching (i believe) SAW IV and fell asleep. But when I woke up for school I saw three females sitting on a couch talking (innocent enough right?) All of a sudden they start stripping (they could have been talking about something that pertains to sex but idk who listen to females talk when they wake up). (Side note) One of the females was very creep; she had muscles in her breast which made it look like a pec morphing into boobs.(ewwwwwwwwww) So after the normal lip biting lesbian sex two of the females started scissoring (which i thought was a myth made up by south park) then all three start scissoring together which practically dumbfounded me on my levels.

This all leads me to another thought that I had for a while.... what is with lesbians and all that stuff (but due to earlier post im just gonna stop here).

SN:Honestly I do not remember writing this post but I'll leave it posted just in case.

Random Post

Yeah this is just a random post that probalaly going to sound dumb as fuck when i finish and read it but im bored so hey!!! Have you ever noticed wierd thoughts come when your bored?
What is interesting though, is theres never a person to tell these ideas to. If you havent notice
the joke is blog=expression of those ideas to people who probalay dont care anyway so whats the
use of them. Really idk, could be just for someone with no life to feel special that someone who
of no right mind cares what they think. But that could sound cold and hurtful to the lame
bithes who read this post and take offense to it. When even now im babbling on and on
with s_t that,you the person who really doesnt care what i think, is nonsense or u could be some
friends just reading and really not getting what im saying and cant see what i see ( Saw IV ref.)
like always ( really its more like sometimes but why should i give you all TBOD when your
mine friends and realise i dont mean most the stuff i say anyways.

p.s another random thought "Dont you hate it when people put ideas in peoples heads who should not even think that way?"

Star Wars and Life combine...?

I was talking to a person who shall remain nameless *coughdikingassbitchcough* and the subject fell on females and she said "it is not my job to turn girls out" so i replied that " of course it is my job (males) to turn gay chicks back to the good side." Then she went on to say that i was implying that gay girls was the bad side; which made me connect the subject to Star Wars idk why though.

But this is how i see it you have the Sith (lesbians, evil) and the Jedi (the land of good straight girls) battling each other for control of the world(the fine female affection). Where the Jedi has to use Jedi mind tricks(spit game), beat hoes with "lightsabers", and enforce the force. This seems like a battle that will never end and one one side is socially acceptable.   

White Bitches

Okay I was talking to one of my friends in college and I quote he said "When I went to college I found out that white bitches sucked dick and swallowed cum like vacuums, I nearly lost my mind. I had a different white bitch suck my cock every month. What fascinated me about white girls was that white bitches might not give you the pussy right away. But they will suck you off in a minute if they liked you." Is there something in the college atmosphere that brings the freak out of a person is it the food, water, something in the air? Or could it just be that I'm away from home and ill do whatever the fuck i please? Kind of makes you think are the females in the strip club paying there way through school one piece of clothes at a time or getting your cash while fulfilling their desires. But is this a bad thing? Well..... for different perspectives it benefits everyone but the ugly that no one cares about and there is no point in mentioning her (but lets not get fair with this); she get the thrilling excitement shes looking for and a lil pocket cash and he get "what he wants". But that ugly bitch gets nothing,... nothing at( at the most she will get a drunk pity fuck that the guy will try to repress for the rest of his life). So ask yourself are you that ugly bitch?

And i know there not the usual picture for each post but i think that will be a little inappropriate.

Hair Dressers are Miracle Workers

Have you ever been in a hair saolon and actually see wat comes in and out of there? I actually paid attention one time and i certainly was amazed by wat i saw. Lady comes in looking messed the fuck up and leaves looking like someone completely different. Sorta makes you wonder what peopole really look like with out anything done.... slightly scary thought though.

It is awe inspirering when you can turn this:

Into this:

Coincidence I Think Not

I don't know if your school is like mine or not but I have noticed as the normal population of students decreased the population of white air consumers has increased.*note it was a predominately black school*Is this a coincidences, I think not. One of my friends says "... there's less of a risk". Or could be the man is making his move back to segergation by slowly dwindling the number of black students and replacing them with white air consumers.

more details to come soon.

This is F'ed Up!!!

How the heck when we finally get a black *cough cough half black* president he would enter not only on bad times but on a bad year? We had two *TWO* friday the 13ths in a row *a row* illustrating a fucking bad year to come.

The Best Thing About Jews

And I don't mean the dreidel but im not going to be racist (this time)

But this is one of my fav vids
idk without south park life would suck

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